The Athiest and the Shark

Hey! I know I never really post on here, (sorry!) but this was just too funny!

An atheist was swimming in the ocean, just a short distance from his boat, when he spotted a shark coming toward him. He cried out, "Oh, God, please save me!"

All at once, time seemed frozen, and a light from heaven shone down. And God said, "You've always denied my existence, and now you want me to save you?"

"That's true, God, but what about the shark? Can't you make him believe in you?"

"It is as you wish," said God.

And just as quickly, time was unfrozen, and the man was swimming for his life once again, feeling the shark preparing to take the first bite out of him.

All at once, the shark stopped, closed his eyes, bowed his huge head, and spoke, "Thank you, Lord, for this food I'm about to receive!"