Where'd Mom Go?

"Hey Timmy, do you know where mom went?"
"Sorry, Jack, I don't know where she's been sent."

"I'll bet you a penny,
That she went to New Guinea."

"I say for a nickle
She wanted someone to tickle."

"I'll bet for a penny and a nickle, 6 cents is what I mean,
That for a very long time, she just won't be seen."

"I'll bet for a dime
That she's become a mime.

Or for three dimes I'll say
That she went to Hudson Bay."

"I'll bet for this shiny quarter,
That mom's laying bricks and mortar."

"I say with this half dollar,
She's only buying the dog a collar."

"Well, with this place where a dollar once sat,
I'll say she's buying us a wombat."

"I say with a dollar and a half,
of the land she's making a graph."

"Well with these two dollars in US currency,
I say she went to school, a doctor to be."

"Well, to break all, I'll bet for a 104,
 That she's way far gone, beyond the seashore."

"For all your money combined," says a sneaky mother
" I'll bet that she's standing right here, in front of you two brothers."